Looking for a very cheap brand name flip flop without all the bother that comes from wearing a brand that anyone would recognize?
Do you like anvils and hammers?
Love Los Angeles and Roman numerals?
Well, have we got a flip flop for you.
The Hammer Anvil Los Angeles flip flop is a non-branded branded flip flop complete with logo of an anvil with a sword and hammer suspended mid-air above it, the word Los Angeles and the Roman numerals XXIV.
These puppies are classic Medieval meets LA, in a cheap rubber flip flop that won’t hang around long enough for you to begin to hate them.
What does non-branded branded mean?
It means that they have a logo but nothing more.
No website, no ad campaign, no spokesperson and no reputation.
Who wants all that anyway?
Also, who wants a cheap flip flop without a cool blacksmith inspired logo?
The fit is fine in that if you order your size, they will send you your size.
What more could you want really?
The style is classic cheap rubber flip but without any of the baggage or peace of mind that comes from buying a well-known and trusted brand; with its “quality materials”, “social conscience”, and generous return policy such as one would get if they opted for the Hunter Original Flip instead. Who needs all that anyhow?
The traction is sufficient at first but wears very quickly.
Rest assured that when purchasing these you are not committing to a long-term relationship.
With daily wear, these will likely run their course before the first month of summer has passed.
Think of the fun and anticipation of picking out your next pair of flip flops in just a few weeks!
This is a routine that you will do many times over the course of the summer if you stick with such non-branded branded flip flops.
They are reasonably comfortable, while they last. You will save loads of time and effort by not having to break them in because their fruit-fly like life span prevents it.
Flip Flop Verdict
Overall Performance — 2.2 out of 5
Short term relationships.
Fit – 2
Order your size, they send you your size.
Style – 2
Cheap rubber flip
Traction – 2
Fine, while it lasts
Comfort – 2
Fine, while they last
Dudeness – 3
The Dude likes Los Angeles