Fitory Model #002 Flip Flop review

Fitory Model # 002 – Someone must be buying it

Fitory Model Flip Flop Rating

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Overall Performance - 1.4 out of 5

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Fit - 1

Like bargain toilette paper

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Style - 2

It’s a flip flop, I guess.

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Traction - 2

The treads are…there.

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Comfort - 1

This is dumb

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Dudeness - 1

Rather go barefoot.

Have you ever noticed the very wide array of quality, comfort, and performance among toilette paper brands? I’m sure you have and I’m sure that very few of you opt for the low-end option.

Personally, I skew high end. I just don’t see the benefit of skimping. But there must be some folks who just don’t care and opt for the cheap and painful, sandpaper rough and gossamer-thin stuff. Why else would there be so many bad toilette paper options out there? Someone must be buying the stuff, right?

I suppose that they are flip flops in as much as a paper grocery bag is useful as toilette tissue.

I use this analogy to illustrate the only reason that I can find for the existence of Fantiny flip flops. Folks just don’t treat themselves as well as they should.  I suppose that they are flip flops in as much as a paper grocery bag is useful as toilette tissue. The strap is too loose, the synthetic footbed is harsh and careless, and the treads are…there.

This is the flip flop I’d reach for if no other footwear option were available and if I were required to wear something on my feet, otherwise I’d go barefoot.

Fitory Model Flip Flop Rating

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Overall Performance - 1.4 out of 5

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Fit - 1

Like bargain toilette paper

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Style - 2

It’s a flip flop, I guess.

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Traction - 2

The treads are…there.

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Comfort - 1

This is dumb

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Dudeness - 1

Rather go barefoot.

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Occasion

When you just don’t care anymore

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